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Sunday, July 15, 2012

SOME FUNNY DEFINITIONS-2



Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
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Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
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Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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Father:
A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
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Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

Sunday, July 8, 2012

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

Forwarded Mail from friend


 
        BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE
  
Our Birth is our Opening Balance!
Our Death is our Closing Balance!
Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities
Our Creative Ideas are our Assets

Heart is our Current Asset
Soul is our Fixed Asset
Brain is our Fixed Deposit
Thinking is our Current Account

Achievements are our Capital
Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade
Friends are our General Reserves
Values & Behavior are our Goodwill

Patience is our Interest Earned
Love is our Dividend
Children are our Bonus Issues
Education is Brands / Patents

Knowledge is our Investment
Experience is our Premium Account
The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately.
The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award.

Some very Good and Very bad things ...
The most destructive habit....... .......... ......Worry
The greatest Joy......... .......... .......... ....Giving
The greatest loss........Loss of self-respect

The most satisfying work........ ......Helping others
The ugliest personality trait....... .....Selfishness
The most endangered species..... ...Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource.... ......... ..Our youth

The greatest 'shot in the arm'........ Encouragement
The greatest problem to overcome.... ......... ..Fear
The most effective sleeping pill....... Peace of mind
The most crippling failure disease...... .......Excuses

The most powerful force in life......... ........... Love
The most dangerous act...... .A gossip
The world's most incredible computer.... ....The brain
The worst thing to be without..... ......... ..... Hope

The deadliest weapon...... ........ ........The tongue
The two most power-filled words....... ........ 'I Can'
The greatest asset........ ........... ........ ....Faith
The most worthless emotion.... .......... ....Self- pity

The most beautiful attire...... .......... ........SMILE!
The most prized possession.. ......... ......Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication. ...Prayer
The most contagious spirit...... ......... ......Enthusiasm

Life ends; when you stop Dreaming,
Hope ends; when you stop Believing,
Love ends;
when you stop Caring,
And Friendship ends; when you stop Sharing...!!!

Sunday, July 1, 2012

HR Study - Hierarchy can be seen in their eyes

Executive Director
Executive Assistant
General Manager 

Relationship Manager

Auditor
Manager
Manager Assistant
Supervisor
Foreman
Employee
Trainee
Office Assistant
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