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Thursday, October 23, 2014

Diwali Wishes


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Life with you is like diwali, so lets promise to be together like this forever. Wish you a very Happy Diwali
Craneman
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Sunday, October 19, 2014

Select a Wife



Jhon has three girlfriends, but he doesn't know which one to marry. So he decides to give each one 75,000.00 and see how each of them spends it.
 
 
The first one goes out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure,the works, and tells Jhon, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."


The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and gives them to the man. She says, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because, Jhon, I love you so much."
 

The third one takes the 75,000.00 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the 75,000.00 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, "Jhon, I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much."



So Jhon thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money, and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.
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