The Manager

A Manager of a large corporation got a heart attack, and the doctor told him to go for several weeks to a farm to relax. The guy went to a farm and after a couple of days he was very bored, and he asked the farmer to give him some job to do.The farmer told him to clean the Cow dung !

The farmer thought that to somebody coming from the city, working for the whole life sitting in an office, it will take over a week to finish the job, but to his surprise the manager finished the Job in less than one  day.

The next day, the farmer gave the Manager a more difficult job - to cut the heads of 500 Chickens ! The farmer was sure that the Manager will not be able to do the job, but at the end of the day the job was done.

The next morning, as most of the jobs in the farm were done, the farmer asked the Manager to segregate a bag of potatoes in two boxes, one box with small potatoes, and one box with big potatoes.At the end of the day the farmer saw that the Manager was sitting ! In front of the potatoes bag, but the 2 boxes were empty !

The farmer asked the Manager 'How is it that you did such difficult jobs in the first few days, and now you cannot do this simple job?'
 

The Manager answered 'Listen, all my life I'm cutting heads and dealing with shit, but now you ask  me to take DECISIONS !!! ' 

Life Is A Gift

Today before you think of saying an unkind word–think of someone who can’t speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food–think of someone who has nothing to eat.

Before you complain about your husband or wife– think of someone who is crying out to God for a companion.

Today before you complain about life– think of someone who went too early to heaven.

Before you complain about your children–think of someone who desires children but they’re barren.

Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn’t clean or sweep–think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before whining about the distance you drive–think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

And when you are tired and complain about your job–think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another-remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down–put a smile on your face and thank God you’re alive and still around. 

Life is a gift – Live it, Enjoy it, Celebrate it, and Fulfill it.

Before you....

Before you think of saying an unkind word–think of someone who can’t speak.

Before you complain about the taste of your food–think of someone who has nothing to eat. 

Before you complain about your husband or wife– think of someone who is crying out to God for a companion.

Before you complain about life– think of someone who went too early to heaven.

Before you complain about your children–think of someone who desires children but they’re barren.

Before you argue about your dirty house, someone didn't clean or sweep–think of the people who are living in the streets.

Before whining about the distance you drive–think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet.

When you are tired and complain about your job–think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job.

But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another-remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker.

And when depressing thoughts seem to get you down–put a smile on your face and thank God you’re alive and still around.   

Life is a gift – Live it, Enjoy it, Celebrate it, and Fulfill it.