SOME FUNNY DEFINITIONS-2

Philosopher:
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
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Diplomat:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
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Opportunist:
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
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Optimist:
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway See I am not injured yet.
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Pessimist:
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
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Miser:
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
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Father:
A banker provided by nature.
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Criminal:
A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
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Boss:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
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Politician:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
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Doctor:
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE

Forwarded Mail from friend

BALANCE SHEET OF LIFE    Our Birth is our Opening Balance! Our Death is our Closing Balance! Our Prejudiced Views are our Liabilities Our Creative Ideas are our Assets Heart is our Current Asset Soul is our Fixed Asset Brain is our Fixed Deposit Thinking is our Current Account Achievements are our Capital Character & Morals, our Stock-in-Trade Friends are our General Reserves Values & Behavior are our Goodwill Patience is our Interest Earned Love is our Dividend Children are our Bonus Issues Education is Brands / Patents Knowledge is our Investment Experience is our Premium Account The Aim is to Tally the Balance Sheet Accurately. The Goal is to get the Best Presented Accounts Award. Some very Good and Very bad things ... The most destructive habit....... .......... ......Worry The greatest Joy......... .......... .......... ....Giving The greatest loss........Loss of self-respect The most satisfying work........ ......Helping others The ugliest personality trait....... .....Selfishness The most endangered species..... ...Dedicated leaders Our greatest natural resource.... ......... ..Our youth The greatest 'shot in the arm'........ Encouragement The greatest problem to overcome.... ......... ..Fear The most effective sleeping pill....... Peace of mind The most crippling failure disease...... .......Excuses The most powerful force in life......... ........... Love The most dangerous act...... .A gossip The world's most incredible computer.... ....The brain The worst thing to be without..... ......... ..... Hope The deadliest weapon...... ........ ........The tongue The two most power-filled words....... ........ 'I Can' The greatest asset........ ........... ........ ....Faith The most worthless emotion.... .......... ....Self- pity The most beautiful attire...... .......... ........SMILE! The most prized possession.. ......... ......Integrity The most powerful channel of communication. ...Prayer The most contagious spirit...... ......... ......Enthusiasm Life ends; when you stop Dreaming, Hope ends; when you stop Believing, Love ends; when you stop Caring, And Friendship ends; when you stop Sharing...!!!

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