Daily Food

Dear Readers,

 

For Healthy life you follow it daily you will get benefits.
 

One Apple per Day = No Doctor

One Lemon per Day = No Fat

 

Three Litre Water per Day = No Diseases

 

One Tulsi Leaf  per Day = No Cancer

 

One Cup Milk per Day = No bone problem

 

Have a Nice Day

Alphabets

Alphabets are so intelligently arranged... they show you the way of life.... 

 

"A"lways "B"e "C"ool.

 

"D"on't have "E"go with "F"riends n Family.

 

"G"ive up "H"urting "I"ndividuals.

 

"J"ust "K"eep "L"oving "M"ankind.

 

"N"ever "O"mit  "P"rayers.

 

"Q"uietly "R"emember God.

 

"S"peak "T"ruth.

 

"U"se "V"alid "W"ords.

 

 "X"press "Y"our "Z"eal

Few things all Women want in life ....

That's all Women want....

..Plain looking husband
 

...normal simple ring

 

...small wedding party


...honeymoon at any place

...small house for the kids to run around


...lovely children

...husband is a family man


...but work hard

...small car for shopping

...another car for kids

...some collections

...shoes for each occasion

...some nice outfits

...a bit of cosmetics

...a bit of makeup


...overseas trip once a year


...more often on domestic trips

...dinners

 

...Presents occasionally

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...finally,some securities.

Excellent wishes !!!!

What about the Climax...
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Final Stage of Husband after fulfilling those things !!
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This is an e-mail Self enjoyed more, received from friends.

 

Have a Nice Day.

Three Engineers

There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Software engineer. Suddenly the car engine shuts off, leaving the three engineers stranded by the side of the road. All three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Software engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work!?"

Natural therapy for opening the veins of the heart.

For Heart Vein opening NO Angiography, Angioplasty Or Bypass!

 

Lemon juice 01 cup
Ginger juice 01 cup
Garlic juice 01 cup

Apple vinegar 01 cup

 

Mix all above and boil on low heat, approximately half hour, when it becomes 3 cups, take off stove and let cool. After cooling, mix 3 cups of natural honey and keep it in bottle.

Every morning before breakfast use one Table spoon regularly. Your blockage of Vein's will open.

No need now for any Angiography or Bypass...

The Leave Applications

An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave."

From an employee who was
performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"

Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at
home I may be granted leave".

Have a Nice Day

TOLL FREE NOs. IN INDIA

Airways
Indian Airlines - 1600 180 1407
Jet Airways - 1600 22 5522
SpiceJet - 1600 180 3333
Automobiles
Mahindra Scorpio - 1600 22 6006
Maruti - 1600 111 515
Tata Motors - 1600 22 5552
Windshield Experts - 1600 11 3636
Banks
ABN AMRO - 1600 11 2224
Canara Bank - 1600 44 6000
Citibank - 1600 44 2265
Corporatin Bank - 1600 443 555
Development Credit Bank - 1600 22 5769
HDFC Bank - 1600 227 227
ICICI Bank - 1600 333 499
ICICI Bank NRI - 1600 22 4848
IDBI Bank - 1600 11 6999
Indian Bank - 1600 425 1400
ING Vysya - 1600 44 9900
Kotak Mahindra Bank - 1600 22 6022
Lord Krishna Bank - 1600 11 2300
Punjab National Bank - 1600 122 222
State Bank of India - 1600 44 1955
Syndicate Bank - 1600 44 6655
Cell Phones  
BenQ - 1600 22 08 08
Bird CellPhones - 1600 11 7700
Motorola MotoAssist - 1600 11 1211
Nokia - 3030 3838
Sony Ericsson - 3901 1111
Computers/IT  
Adrenalin - 1600 444 445
AMD - 1600 425 6664
Apple Computers - 1600 444 683
Canon - 1600 333 366
Cisco Systems - 1600 221 777
Compaq - HP - 1600 444 999
Data One Broadband - 1600 424 1600
Dell - 1600 444 026
Epson - 1600 44 0011
eSys - 3970 0011
Genesis Tally Academy - 1600 444 888
HCL - 1600 180 8080
IBM - 1600 443 333
Lexmark - 1600 22 4477
Marshal's Point - 1600 33 4488
Microsoft - 1600 111 100
Microsoft Virus Update - 1901 333 334
Seagate - 1600 180 1104
Symantec - 1600 44 5533
TVS Electronics - 1600 444 566
WeP Peripherals - 1600 44 6446
Wipro - 1600 333 312
xerox - 1600 180 1225
Zenith - 1600 222 004
Couriers/Packers & Movers
ABT Courier - 1600 44 8585
AFL Wizz - 1600 22 9696
Agarwal Packers & Movers - 1600 11 4321
Associated Packers P Ltd - 1600 21 4560
DHL - 1600 111 345
FedEx - 1600 22 6161
Goel Packers & Movers - 1600 11 3456
UPS - 1600 22 7171
Education  
Edu Plus - 1600 444 000
Hindustan College - 1600 33 4438
NCERT - 1600 11 1265
Vellore Institute of Technology - 1600 441 555
Healthcare  
Best on Health - 1600 11 8899
Dr Batras - 1600 11 6767
GlaxoSmithKline - 1600 22 8797
Johnson & Johnson - 1600 22 8111
Kaya Skin Clinic - 1600 22 5292
LifeCell - 1600 44 5323
Manmar Technologies - 1600 33 4420
Pfizer - 1600 442 442
Roche Accu-Chek - 1600 11 45 46
Rudraksha - 1600 21 4708
Varilux Lenses - 1600 44 8383
VLCC - 1600 33 1262
Home Appliances  
Aiwa/Sony - 1600 11 1188
Anchor Switches - 1600 22 7979
Blue Star - 1600 22 2200
Bose Audio - 1600 11 2673
Bru Coffee Vending Machines - 1600 44 7171
Daikin Air Conditioners - 1600 444 222
DishTV - 1600 12 3474
Faber Chimneys - 1600 21 4595
Godrej - 1600 22 5511
Grundfos Pumps - 1600 33 4555
LG - 1901 180 9999
Philips - 1600 22 4422
Samsung - 1600 113 444
Sanyo - 1600 11 0101
Voltas - 1600 33 4546
WorldSpace Satellite Radio - 1600 44 5432
Hotel Reservations 
GRT Grand - 1600 44 5500
InterContinental Hotels Group - 1600 111 000
Marriott - 1600 22 0044
Sarovar Park Plaza - 1600 111 222
Taj Holidays - 1600 111 825
Insurance 
AMP Sanmar - 1600 44 2200
Aviva - 1600 33 2244
Bajaj Allianz - 1600 22 5858
Chola MS General Insurance - 1600 44 5544
HDFC Standard Life - 1600 227 227
LIC - 1600 33 4433
Max New York Life - 1600 33 5577
Royal Sundaram - 1600 33 8899
SBI Life Insurance - 1600 22 9090
Mattresses
Kurl-on - 1600 44 0404
Sleepwell - 1600 11 2266
Investments/ Finance
CAMS - 1600 44 2267
Chola Mutual Fund - 1600 22 2300
Easy IPO's - 3030 5757
Fidelity Investments - 1600 180 8000
Franklin Templeton Fund - 1600 425 4255
J M Morgan Stanley - 1600 22 0004
Kotak Mutual Fund - 1600 222 626
LIC Housing Finance - 1600 44 0005
SBI Mutual Fund - 1600 22 3040
Sharekhan - 1600 22 7500
Tata Mutual Fund - 1600 22 0101
Paints 
Asian Paints Home Solutions - 1600 22 5678
Berger Paints Home Decor - 1600 33 8800
Teleshoppin
Asian Sky Shop - 1600 22 1600
Jaipan Teleshoppe - 1600 11 5225
Tele Brands - 1600 11 8000
VMI Teleshopping - 1600 447 777
WWS Teleshopping - 1600 220 777
Travel
Club Mahindra Holidays - 1600 33 4539
Cox & Kings - 1600 22 1235
God TV Tours - 1600 442 777
Kerala Tourism - 1600 444 747
Kumarakom Lake Resort - 1600 44 5030
Raj Travels & Tours - 1600 22 9900
Sita Tours - 1600 111 911
SOTC Tours - 1600 22 3344
UPS 
APC - 1600 44 4272
Numeric - 1600 44 3266
Others
Consumer Helpline - 1600 11 4000
L'Oreal, GARNIeR - 1600 223 000
KONE Elevator - 1600 444 666
Indane - 1600 44 51 15
Aavin - 1600 44 3300
Pedigree - 1600 11 2121
Kodak India - 1600 22 8877
Domino's Pizza - 1600 111 123
World Vision India - 1600 444 550
Telecom Monitoring Cell - 1600 110 420

Private Employee

A Private Employee was rewarded a bicycle by his organisation. It was so beautiful but didn’t have a carrier at the back, so he requested to get it fixed. When the cycle came back with the carrier fitted, he noticed that now the stand isn’t there, so he asked about the missing stand…

 

Organisation said: There is only one thing is possible in private job, either CAREER or STAND, If you take STAND, Your CAREER will finish, and if you want to make a CAREER so never take STAND… Dedicated to all Private Employee.

Psychology

When a Person Laughs too much even on stupid things, be sure that person is sad deep inside

When a person is sleeps a lot, be sure that person is lonely

When a person is talks less, and if he talks fast then it means that persons keeps secrets

When someone can’t cry then that person is weak

When someone eats in abnormal way then that person is in tension

When someone cry on little things then it means he is innocent & soft hearten

When someone gets angry on silly or small things it means he is in love

Just Fun ...

Dear Friends,

Value of Money

Dear Friends,

Below picture is self explanatory about the value of money

Life at Work...

New Year

Dear Readers,

Wish You a happy New Year-2013

 

Never Think Hard about PAST, It brings Tears...

Don't Think more about FUTURE, It brings Fears...

Live this Moment with a Smile, It brings Cheers.!!!!