Forgiving others

A kindergarten teacher has decided to let her class play a game.

The teacher told each child in the class to bring along a plastic bag containing a few potatoes.Each potato will be given a name of a person that the child hates, So the number of potatoes that a child will put in his/her plastic bag will depend on the number of people he/she hates.

So when the day came, every child brought some potatoes with the name of the people he/she hated. Some had 2 potatoes; some 3 while some up to 5 potatoes. The teacher then told the children to carry with them the potatoes in the plastic bag wherever they go (even to the toilet) for 1 week.

Days after days passed by, and the children started to complain due to the unpleasant smell let out by the rotten potatoes. Besides, those having 5 potatoes also had to carry heavier bags. After 1 week, the children were relieved because the game had finally ended....

The teacher asked: "How did you feel while carrying the potatoes with you for 1 week?" The children let out their frustrations and started complaining of the trouble that they had to go through having to carry the heavy and smelly potatoes wherever they go.

Then the teacher told them the hidden meaning behind the game. The teacher said: "This is exactly the situation when you carry your hatred for somebody inside your heart. The stench of hatred will contaminate your heart and you will carry it with you wherever you go. If you cannot tolerate the smell of rotten potatoes for just 1 week, can you imagine what is it like to have the stench of hatred in your heart for your lifetime???"

Moral of the story: Throw away any hatred for anyone from your heart so that you will not carry sins for a lifetime. Forgiving others is the best attitude to take!

True love is not loving a perfect person but loving an imperfect person perfectly...

Love Letter from HR Executive.

Dearest Ms Juliet,

I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of October (Sunday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 27th of July at 1500 hrs, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.

The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours sincerely,

( HR Executive )

Differences between Men and Women

First Men:

1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one Around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their Luck with others.

6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off If the women leaves them.

7. Although the women leaves them they still don't learn from their Mistakes and still try their luck with others.

Now Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive Clothes.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress Beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just “An old rag".

6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still Expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't Believe you.

Falcons

Once there was a king who received a gift of two magnificent falcons from Arabia. They were peregrine falcons, the most beautiful birds he had ever seen. He gave the precious birds to his head falconer to be trained.

Months passed and one day the head falconer informed the king that though one of the falcons was flying majestically, soaring high in the sky, the other bird had not moved from its branch since the day it had arrived.

The king summoned healers and sorcerers from all the land to tend to the falcon, but no one could make the bird fly. He presented the task to the member of his court, but the next day, the king saw through the palace window that the bird had still not moved from its perch. Having tried everything else, the king thought to himself, "May be I need someone more familiar with the countryside to understand the nature of this problem." So he cried out to his court, "Go and get a farmer."

In the morning, the king was thrilled to see the falcon soaring high above the palace gardens. He said to his court, "Bring me the doer of this miracle."

The court quickly located the farmer, who came and stood before the king. The king asked him, "How did you make the falcon fly?"

With head bowed, the farmer said to the king, " It was very easy, your highness. I simply cut the branch where the bird was sitting."

Moral :-

We are all made to fly - to realize our incredible potential as human beings. But instead of doing that, we sit on our branches, clinging to the things that are familiar to us. The possibilities are endless, but for most of us, they remain undiscovered. We conform to the familiar, the comfortable, the mundane. So for the most part, our lives are mediocre instead of exciting, thrilling and fulfilling. So let us learn to destroy the branch of fear we cling to and free ourselves to the glory of flight.

When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT Proffessional

 He: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."

 She: Have you brought the grocery?

 He: Bad command or file name.

 She: But I told you in the morning!

 He: Syntax Error. Abort?

 She: What about my new TV?

 He: Variable not found...

 She: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

 He: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

 She: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

 He: Too many parameters...

 She: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

 He: Data type mismatch.

 She: You are useless.

 He: It`s by Default.

 She: What about your Salary?

 He: File in use ... Try later.

 She: What is my value in the family.

 He: Unknown Virus

Friendship

Wish You a Happy Friendship Day

• “Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together”-Woodrow Wilson
  
• In order to make friendship stronger, it`s necessary to take care of our friends. Give them advice, be with them, and tell them the truth.
•  We can have a good time with our friends.
•  A good friend will never ask us to do something that will harm us, or will never ask us to do something that it`s not right to do.
•  We should be loyal to our friends, and support them.
•  We should not lie or betray a friend.
•  We should accept our friends the way they are.
•  We show our love to others by sharing, helping, and understanding them.
•  Even if we don`t see our friends all the time, love and friendship will still be there.
•  A friend is our best companion.
•  In order to have good friends, we should be kind and sincere with them. We should treat our friends the way we want to be treated.
•  When a friend feels sad or is sick, we should be nice and ask him/her what is wrong.
•  Among friends there is trust and respect.
•  We should never take advantage of our friends.
•  If we hurt a friend, we should apologize.
•  We should keep the promise we make to our friends.
•  We should not fight when we play with our friends.
•  We have to be sincere. Don’t critize. Be nice and kind. Be patient.
•  We can always count on with our friends.

Dog & Donkey

One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house of a washer man.

The washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake.

The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson.

The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself.

The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly.

Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.

Moral of the story: One must not engage in duties other than his own.

Now take a new look at the same story.

The washer man was like a typical top management corporate guy.

He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the box.

He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray in the night.

He walked outside a little and did some fact finding, applied a research approach, figured out from the ground realities that there was a thief who broke in and the donkey only wanted to alert him about it.

Looking at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the duty, he rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and the donkey became his favorite pet.

The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more motivated in doing the dogs duties as well.

In the Appraisal the dog managed an "8".

The donkey was rated as "9".

Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and he can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around.

The donkey had to live up to his already high performance standards.

Soon he was overburdened with work and always under pressure and now is looking for a switch....

Moral of the story-Remains the same- "One must not engage in duties other than his own"

Heart pulse of married man

This is how Heart pulse of married man changes in different situations 

ECG of a man when with his Wife

ECG of a man when with his Girlfriend

ECG of a man when with Girlfriend in front of his Wife

Way To Happiness.

This story is about a beautiful, expensively dressed lady who complained to her psychiatrist that she felt that her whole life was empty, it had no meaning.

  

So, the lady went to visit a counselor to seek out happiness.  The counselor called over the old lady who cleaned the office floors.  The counselor then said to the rich lady "I'm going to ask Mary here to tell you how she found happiness. All I want you to do is listen to her."

  

So the old lady put down her broom and sat on a chair and told her story:   "Well, my husband died of malaria and three months later  my only son was killed by a car.  I had nobody... I had nothing left.   I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat,  I never smiled at anyone, I even thought of taking my own life.

  

Then one evening a little kitten followed me home from work.  Somehow I felt sorry for that kitten. It was cold outside, so I decided to let the kitten in. I got it some milk, and the kitten licked the plate clean.  Then it purred and rubbed against my leg and, for the first time in months, I smiled.

  

Then I stopped to think, if helping a little kitten could make me smile, maybe doing something for people could make me happy. So the next day I baked some biscuits and took them to a neighbor who was sick in bed. Every day I tried to do something nice for someone. 

It made me so happy to see them happy. Today, I don't know of anybody who sleeps and eats better than I do. I've found happiness, by giving it to others."

  

When she heard that the rich lady cried. She had everything that money could buy, but she had lost the things  which money cannot buy.

  

"The beauty of life does not depend on how happy you are; But on how happy others can be because of you..."

Law of Love

Universal law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.

First law: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and break the legs of the boy.

Second law: The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the bank balance.

Third law: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals!

Apart from these Laws, the following LAWs are also in the picture of LOVE

Father-in-law

Never Accepts LOVE 

Mother-in-law

Understands her daughter

Brother-in-law

May beat u if he comes to know

Sister-in-law

Hihihihihihi

An option to switch over....

Illusion-1

Can you read this in first attempt????

Not possible to read anything? then follow the guidelines given below

Close your eyes almost 90% so that you can actually read it
Its really superb!!!!  

Can I borrow

A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 7-year old son waiting for him at the door.

SON: ‘FATHER, May I ask you a question?’

FATHER replied: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' 

SON: ‘FATHER, how much do you make an hour?' 

FATHER angrily: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?'

SON: 'I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?'

FATHER: 'If you must know, I make $ 20 an hour.'

SON: 'Oh,' the little boy replied, with his head down

.

SON: "FATHER, may I please borrow $ 5?"

The FATHER was furious, 'If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other , then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed’.

After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think: Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 5 and he really didn't ask for money very often.

The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.

'Are you asleep, son?' He asked.
'No FATHER, I'm awake,' replied the boy.

'I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier' said the man. 'It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $5 you asked for.' 

The little boy sat straight up, smiling. 'Oh, thank you FATHER! ‘He yelled. Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his FATHER. 

'Why do you want more money if you already have some?' the FATHER grumbled.

'Because I didn't have enough, but now I do,' the little boy replied.

‘FATHER, I have $20 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you.' 

The FATHER was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness.

It's just a short reminder to all of you working so hard in life. We should not let time slip through our fingers without having spent some time with those who really matter to us, those close to our hearts. Do remember to share that $ 20 worth of your time with someone you love.

Makes Man

Dear Readers,

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But, a girl makes him "Mental" in 20 minutes..

A letter of Husband to Wife

Dear Sweetheart,
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses... 
You are my sweetheart.

Your husband 

xxxx

*His Wife replied back after some days to her Husband:*

 

Dearest sweetheart, 

Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk. 

2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.

3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses in stead of the rent. 

4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items..... 

5. Other expenses 40 kisses 

Please don't worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I Hope I can complete the month using this balance.

Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!! 

Your Sweet Heart.

xxxxx

New Year Wishes-2015

Dear Readers

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. Wish You a Happy New Year-2015

Crane Man

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