Universal law: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed;
only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss
of money.
First law: A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love
with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until
or unless any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy.
Second law: The rate of change of intensity of love of a
girl towards a boy is directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance
of the boy and the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement
of the bank balance.
Third law: The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy
is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals!
Apart from these Laws, the following LAWs are also in the
picture of LOVE
Father-in-law
Never Accepts LOVE
Understands her daughter
Brother-in-law
May beat u if he comes to know
Sister-in-law
Hihihihihihi
An option to switch over....