Fun Story-1

A lion was getting married. At his wedding was a mouse shouting away and congratulating the lion
"All the best, my brother. Good luck."

Seeing the mouse shouting away claiming that the lion getting married is his brother, another Lion
grabs the mouse in anger and asks: "Who the hell do you think you are? How can a lion be your
brother? You are only a mouse."

The Mouse replies:
"Alas! I too, was a Lion before I got married."

MBBS Student

1st year students of MBBS were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the surgery table with a real dead dog.

The Professor started class by telling two important qualities as a Doctor.

The 1st is that NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT A BODY,

E.g. He inserted his finger in dog's mouth & on drawing back tasted it in his own mouth.

 

Then he said them to do the same. The students hesitated for several minutes.

But eventually everyone inserted their fingers in dog's mouth & then tasted it.

 

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said:

The most important 2nd quality is OBSERVATION; I inserted my Middle finger but tasted the Index finger. Now learn to pay attention.

 

Moral of the Story:

Moral-1) Professor said Life is tough but it’s a Lot Tougher when you are not Paying Attention.

Moral-2) Most of the MBBS student left the college and joined in Engineering College and others are changed their dream.

 

Repeated Leaves

Once a manager joined the office and on the same day he received a leave application from his subordinate, as his grand mother had passed away. The manager, was sorry about the instance and granted him leave. In the process of filing the leave application in the concerned employee's file, he found that in four-five previous occasions too, he had requested leave on the death of his grand mother or grand father.

When the subordinate joined his duty, he summoned him in his cabin and scolded for cheating the organisation with false requests for leave.

The subordinate then replied , "Sir, the reason on my applications are not false. Look, first my original grand mother died, my grand father re-married and then he died, then the surviving grand mother re-married and when she died, my surviving grand father re-married and so on. Now my surviving grand father shall be marrying in the next month, then I shall be seeking leave for two days, SIR"