Three Engineers

There are three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Software engineer. Suddenly the car engine shuts off, leaving the three engineers stranded by the side of the road. All three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

Then, the Software engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion, "Why don`t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it`ll work!?"

Natural therapy for opening the veins of the heart.

For Heart Vein opening NO Angiography, Angioplasty Or Bypass!

 

Lemon juice 01 cup
Ginger juice 01 cup
Garlic juice 01 cup

Apple vinegar 01 cup

 

Mix all above and boil on low heat, approximately half hour, when it becomes 3 cups, take off stove and let cool. After cooling, mix 3 cups of natural honey and keep it in bottle.

Every morning before breakfast use one Table spoon regularly. Your blockage of Vein's will open.

No need now for any Angiography or Bypass...

The Leave Applications

An employee applied for leave as follows:

"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave."

From an employee who was
performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."

Leave-letter from an employee who was
performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."

Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."

Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not
return, please grant me half day casual leave"

An incident of a leave letter:

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."

A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"

Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at
home I may be granted leave".

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