When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT Proffessional

 He: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."

 She: Have you brought the grocery?

 He: Bad command or file name.

 She: But I told you in the morning!

 He: Syntax Error. Abort?

 She: What about my new TV?

 He: Variable not found...

 She: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

 He: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

 She: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

 He: Too many parameters...

 She: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

 He: Data type mismatch.

 She: You are useless.

 He: It`s by Default.

 She: What about your Salary?

 He: File in use ... Try later.

 She: What is my value in the family.

 He: Unknown Virus

Friendship

Wish You a Happy Friendship Day

• “Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together”-Woodrow Wilson
  
• In order to make friendship stronger, it`s necessary to take care of our friends. Give them advice, be with them, and tell them the truth.
•  We can have a good time with our friends.
•  A good friend will never ask us to do something that will harm us, or will never ask us to do something that it`s not right to do.
•  We should be loyal to our friends, and support them.
•  We should not lie or betray a friend.
•  We should accept our friends the way they are.
•  We show our love to others by sharing, helping, and understanding them.
•  Even if we don`t see our friends all the time, love and friendship will still be there.
•  A friend is our best companion.
•  In order to have good friends, we should be kind and sincere with them. We should treat our friends the way we want to be treated.
•  When a friend feels sad or is sick, we should be nice and ask him/her what is wrong.
•  Among friends there is trust and respect.
•  We should never take advantage of our friends.
•  If we hurt a friend, we should apologize.
•  We should keep the promise we make to our friends.
•  We should not fight when we play with our friends.
•  We have to be sincere. Don’t critize. Be nice and kind. Be patient.
•  We can always count on with our friends.

Dog & Donkey

One night when the whole world was sleeping, a thief broke into the house of a washer man.

The washer man was fast asleep but the donkey and the dog were awake.

The dog decided not to bark since the master did not take good care of him and wanted to teach him a lesson.

The donkey got worried and said to the dog that if he doesn't bark, the donkey will have to do something himself.

The dog did not change his mind and the donkey started braying loudly.

Hearing the donkey bray, the thief ran away, the master woke up and started beating the donkey for braying in the middle of the night for no reason.

Moral of the story: One must not engage in duties other than his own.

Now take a new look at the same story.

The washer man was like a typical top management corporate guy.

He had the fundas of looking at the bigger picture and thinking out of the box.

He was convinced that there must be some reason for the donkey to bray in the night.

He walked outside a little and did some fact finding, applied a research approach, figured out from the ground realities that there was a thief who broke in and the donkey only wanted to alert him about it.

Looking at the donkey's extra initiative and going beyond the call of the duty, he rewarded him with lot of hay and other perks and the donkey became his favorite pet.

The dog's life didn't change much, except that now the donkey was more motivated in doing the dogs duties as well.

In the Appraisal the dog managed an "8".

The donkey was rated as "9".

Soon the dog realized that the donkey is taking care of his duties and he can enjoy his life sleeping and lazing around.

The donkey had to live up to his already high performance standards.

Soon he was overburdened with work and always under pressure and now is looking for a switch....

Moral of the story-Remains the same- "One must not engage in duties other than his own"