Designations & Definitions

Project Manager is a person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in one month.

Execution Manager is a person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a baby.

Site Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.

Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants baby.

Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.

HR Manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby in given 9 months.

Planning Manager is a person they don’t need to know the PROCESS and they will make a plan to produce a child with out man and woman.

Procurement Manager thinks they don’t care whether the child can be delivered by the man or women; they will place the order who has quoted less price.

Vendor is a person who always supplies animals and thinks that execution manager can deliver a human baby.

Resource Manager thinking they don’t need a man or woman; they will produce a child with zero resource.

Quality Manager is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

Safety Manager is the person who always insists use the protection aids during the PROCESS to produce the baby with out knowing the PROCESS.

Documentation team thinks they don’t care whether the child delivered or not, they will document 9 months.

Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce the baby.