Nothing is Changed…

Nothing is Changed…

Life is same!!!!

20 year back                - School bag.

Today                            - Office bag.

20 years back              - Student Note book.

Today                            - HP Note book.

20 years back              - Hero Ranger.

Today                            - Hero Honda.

20 years back              - Half pants.

Today                            - Full pants.

20 years back              - Scared of Teachers and exams.

Today                            - Scared of Bosses and targets.

20 years back              - Wanting to be class topper.

Today                            - Wanting to be 'Employee of the month'

20 years back              - Quarterly exams.

Today                            - Quarterly results.

20 years back              - Annual School Magazine.

Today                            - Company Annual Report.

20 years back              - Annual exams.

Today                            - Annual appraisals.

20 years back              - Pocket money.

Today                            - Salary. 

20 years back              - Waiting for Diwali crackers.

Today                            - Waiting for Diwali bonus.

20 years back              - Running after grades and prize cups.

Today                            - Running after incentives and promotions.

20 years back              - Craving for the latest toy in the market.

Today                            - Craving for the latest gadget in the market

20 years back              - Eager to watch the latest cartoon show.

Today                            - Eager to watch the latest blockbuster.

20 years back              - Fruity.

Today                            - Whiskey.

20 years back              - Crush on class mate.

Today                            - Crush on colleague.

So essentially nothing has changed!!

Pencil & Eraser

Pencil: I'm sorry Eraser: For what? You didn't do anything wrong. Pencil: I'm sorry because you get hurt because of me. Whenever I made a mistake, you're always there to erase it. But as you make my mistakes vanish, you lose a part of yourself. You get smaller and smaller each time. Eraser: That's true. But I don't really mind. You see, I was made to do this. I was made to help you whenever you do something wrong. Even though one day, I know I'll be gone and you'll replace me with a new one, I'm actually happy with my job. So please, stop worrying. I hate seeing you sad. I found this conversation between the pencil and the eraser very inspirational. Parents are like the eraser whereas their children are the pencil. They're always there for their children, cleaning up their mistakes. Sometimes along the way, they get hurt, and become smaller / older, and eventually pass on. Though their children will eventually find someone new (spouse), but parents are still happy with what they do for their children, and will always hate seeing their precious ones worrying, or sad. All my life, I've been the pencil. And it pains me to see the eraser that is my parents getting smaller and smaller each day. For I know that one day, all that I'm left with would be eraser shavings and memories of what I used to have.This is to all the parents & their children out there.

  

SOME FUNNY DEFINITIONS-1

SOME FUNNY DEFINITIONS:

Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.. .
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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Divorce:
Future tense of marriage
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Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
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LESSON OF TIME

When a bird is alive… It eat Ants,

When the bird is dead… Ants eat the bird!

Time & circumstances can change at any time…..

Don’t devalue or hurt anyone in life.

You may be powerful today… But Remember,

Time is more powerful than you!!!

One tree makes a million match sticks…

But when the time comes…

Only one match stick is needed to burn a million trees…

So be good and do good always ………..