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Sunday, June 10, 2012

SOME FUNNY DEFINITIONS-1

SOME FUNNY DEFINITIONS:


Cigarette:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
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Lecture:
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through the minds of either.
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Conference:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
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Compromise:
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
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Tears:
The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.. .
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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Divorce:
Future tense of marriage
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Dictionary:
A place where divorce comes before marriage.
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