Some Brilliant Findings

After digging to a depth of 100 meters last year,

 

Russian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 1000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network one thousand years ago.

 

So, not to be outdone, in the weeks that followed, American scientists dug 200 meters and the headlines in the US papers read:

 

'US scientists have found traces of 2000 year old optical fibers, and have concluded that their ancestors already had advanced high-tech digital telephone 1000 years earlier than the Russians.'

 

One week later, My daily newspapers reported the following:

 

'After digging as deep as 500 meters, mY scientists have found absolutely nothing. They have concluded that 5000 years ago, their ancestors were already using Bluetooth and Wireless technology.

 

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