When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT Proffessional

 He: (Returning late from work) "Good Evening Dear, I`m now logged in."

 She: Have you brought the grocery?

 He: Bad command or file name.

 She: But I told you in the morning!

 He: Syntax Error. Abort?

 She: What about my new TV?

 He: Variable not found...

 She: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.

 He: Sharing Violation. Access denied...

 She: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?

 He: Too many parameters...

 She: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

 He: Data type mismatch.

 She: You are useless.

 He: It`s by Default.

 She: What about your Salary?

 He: File in use ... Try later.

 She: What is my value in the family.

 He: Unknown Virus

Friendship

Wish You a Happy Friendship Day

• “Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together”-Woodrow Wilson
  
• In order to make friendship stronger, it`s necessary to take care of our friends. Give them advice, be with them, and tell them the truth.
•  We can have a good time with our friends.
•  A good friend will never ask us to do something that will harm us, or will never ask us to do something that it`s not right to do.
•  We should be loyal to our friends, and support them.
•  We should not lie or betray a friend.
•  We should accept our friends the way they are.
•  We show our love to others by sharing, helping, and understanding them.
•  Even if we don`t see our friends all the time, love and friendship will still be there.
•  A friend is our best companion.
•  In order to have good friends, we should be kind and sincere with them. We should treat our friends the way we want to be treated.
•  When a friend feels sad or is sick, we should be nice and ask him/her what is wrong.
•  Among friends there is trust and respect.
•  We should never take advantage of our friends.
•  If we hurt a friend, we should apologize.
•  We should keep the promise we make to our friends.
•  We should not fight when we play with our friends.
•  We have to be sincere. Don’t critize. Be nice and kind. Be patient.
•  We can always count on with our friends.