What I learn in Corporate Life?

What I learn in Corporate Life?

1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines.

    * Scanner

    * Printer

    * Xerox Machine

2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software:

    * Microsoft Word

    * Microsoft Excel

    * Microsoft PowerPoint

3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts: -

    * Ctrl+C

    * Ctrl+V

    * Ctrl+S

4. I learnt to say three very important words for professional life: -

    * Yes sir

    * Ok sir.

    * I'll Just Do That sir

5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: -

    * Wake Up early

    * Sleep late

    * Continue to Work

6. I learnt to: -

    * Face Monday

    * Fight For next 5 Days

    * Wait For Sunday

7. I learnt to give reasons to family, friends and relatives for not making

    * Phone Calls

    * Messages

    * Mails

8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones: -

    * Birthday

    * New Year

    * Festivals

9. At the end, People say: -

    * You Learnt...

    * You Earned...

    * You Enjoyed...

10. But when I compare me with my self...

    * I just Sustained...

    * I just Tolerated...

    * I just Survived... (all for money)

11. I have survived: -

    * For convenience of my Family...

    * To avoid blame of Society...

    * To get tag of Employment...

Dedicated to all the corporate employees.