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Sunday, August 26, 2018

A Corporate Story:


Every day, a small ЁЯРЬ Ant arrives at work very early and starts work immediately.
ЁЯРЬ She produces a lot and she was happy.
The Chief, ЁЯРп a Tiger, was surprised to see that ЁЯРЬ the Ant was working without supervision.
ЁЯРп He thought if the ЁЯРЬ Ant can produce so much without supervision, wouldn’t she produce even more if she had a supervisor!
So ЁЯРп he recruited a ЁЯРЭ Bee who had extensive experience as ЁЯС╖ supervisor and who was famous for ЁЯУЭ writing excellent reports.
The ЁЯРЭ Bee’s first decision was to set up a ЁЯФФ clocking in attendance system.
ЁЯРЭ He also needed a secretary to help him write and type his reports and he recruited a ЁЯРЗRabbit , who managed the archives and monitored all phone calls.
ЁЯРп The Tiger was delighted with the ЁЯРЭ Bee's reports and asked him to produce ЁЯУК graphs to describe production rates and to analyse ЁЯУЙ trends, so that he could use them for ЁЯУБ presentations at Board‘s meetings.
So the ЁЯРЭ Bee had to buy a ЁЯТ╗ new computer and a Laser printer and recruited a ЁЯРИ Cat to manage the ЁЯМР IT department.
TheЁЯРЬ Ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed, hated this new plethora of paperwork and meetings which used up most of her time…!
ЁЯРп The Tiger came to the conclusion that it was high time to nominate a person in charge of the department where the ЁЯРЬ Ant worked.
The position was given to the ЁЯРТ Monkey, whose first decision was to buy an Air Conditioner and an ergonomic ЁЯТ║ chair for his office.
The new person in charge, ЁЯРТ the Monkey, also needed a ЁЯТ╗ computer and a personal assistant , who he brought from his previous department, to help him prepare a ЁЯУС Work and ЁЯУГ 'Budget Control Strategic Optimisation Plan' …
The Department where the ЁЯРЬ Ant works is now a sad place, where nobody laughs anymore and everybody has become upset...
It was at that time that the ЁЯРЭ Bee convinced the boss, ЁЯРп the Tiger; of the absolute necessity to start a climatic study of the environment .
Having reviewed the charges for running the ЁЯРЬ Ant’s department , the ЁЯРп Tiger found out that the Production was much less than before.
So he recruited the ЁЯРд Owl, a prestigious and renowned consultant to carry out an audit and suggest solutions.
ЁЯРд The Owl spent three months in the department and came up with an enormous report, in several volumes, that concluded...
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“ The Department is overstaffed ...”
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Guess who the ЁЯРп Tiger fires first?
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Of course, ЁЯРЬ the Ant.........,
"....because she showed lack of motivation and had a negative attitude. "
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"The Characters in this fable are fictitious; any resemblance to real people or facts within any Corporation is pure coincidence only…"

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