What I learn in Corporate Life?
1. I learnt to operate 3 critical machines.
* Scanner
* Printer
* Xerox Machine
2. I learnt to use 3 High End Software:
* Microsoft Word
* Microsoft Excel
* Microsoft PowerPoint
3. I learnt to use 3 great short cuts: -
* Ctrl+C
* Ctrl+V
* Ctrl+S
4. I learnt to say three very important words for professional life: -
* Yes sir
* Ok sir.
* I'll Just Do That sir
5. When I really wanted to quit, I learnt to: -
* Wake Up early
* Sleep late
* Continue to Work
6. I learnt to: -
* Face Monday
* Fight For next 5 Days
* Wait For Sunday
7. I learnt to give reasons to family, friends and relatives for not making
* Phone Calls
* Messages
* Mails
8. I learnt to celebrate these things far away from loved ones: -
* Birthday
* New Year
* Festivals
9. At the end, People say: -
* You Learnt...
* You Earned...
* You Enjoyed...
10. But when I compare me with my self...
* I just Sustained...
* I just Tolerated...
* I just Survived... (all for money)
11. I have survived: -
* For convenience of my Family...
* To avoid blame of Society...
* To get tag of Employment...
Dedicated to all the corporate employees.
